LESSONS learned from reading Superstar Billy Graham’s book “Tangled Ropes”:
1. Don’t use steroids.
2. Don’t combine steroids with amphetamines and benzodiazepines.
3. When Arnold Schwarzenegger asks you to invest with him in the original Gold’s Gym, FOR GOD’S SAKE, DO IT!
4. Trademark your gimmick.
5. Don’t defame Pat Patterson’s character and then expect the reader to have any sympathy left for you after the fact.
6. If you haven’t already, please fill out your donor card, as you never know, one day you too might give a person some added years of life.
This book was an emotional rollercoaster, as Superstar is quite a trip and runs the gamut from being someone whose hand you’d like to shake to someone you’d like to throttle, but I guess that’s what makes a person worth reading about, right? I’m going to check out his WWE DVD later this weekend.