WHEN I WAS in 7th grade, a lot of fools were really into MC Hammer. Like, into Hammer enough to beat your ass if you weren’t a fan. I once saw a fool get shoved in the food court for mock dancing to a Hammer song that was playing over the school loudspeakers. Fools took their Hammer seriously. I wonder how many of them are still down? BTW, anyone remember when Hammer went semi-gangsta for awhile?