Per santarosamom.com (don’t ask), this fool (pictured below) is available for hire in Switzerland:
Again, via santarosamom.com: “Parents hire him to “stalk” their children for a full week, the clown’s main goal being to smash a cake in the kids’ face. If the kid can avoid the cake smashing, they’ll get the cake on their birthday.
Take comfort, though, if the adult have a change of heart, they can cancel the clown stalking at any time.”
But seriously, if you’re prepared to take it to this level as a parent, how could you have a change of heart? Miss Vega I and Miss Vega II should start watching their backs here in the Vega household.